mlissvh:

mewtoot:

i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that

^

(Source: circumcisions)

battybatty:

Roll me up in a blanket like a burrito and kiss me

unclefather:

unclefather:

at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.

nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.

(Source: chickensandwich)

(Source: transparent-secrets)

(Source: pathecity)

artisticazurite:

epsonality:

aiwa-sensei:

It’s been done so many times, but I love pokemon way too much, so xover! … =_= so sleepy…

reblogging again. I love the idea of Pokemon not evolving at a level, or an age, but when they evolve because they’re needed

Ooh this is cool

bilvum:

i love death

he’s like

what the fuck am i supposed to do with this

(Source: bilvee)

brydiebites:

kimithegreat:

dashperiod:

Forget about Planking! Hadoukening and Vadering seems to be the next big thing on the internet! I love it :D

Sometimes the internet is the right kind of weird.

Haha nice.